A humorous key of the most annoying things that can jump out at me on a blog.
There are things that annoy readers beyond design flaws that are usually what we see with the naked eye but there are other things that can make your blog blacklist upside down.
There are people who are more or less finicky but there are things that almost all of us agree on, I have put together the 5 that most scold us apart from advertising, adsense banners and porn ads with sound:
Slowness, the blog that took ages to load
If I admit it, I’m annoying, but a slow blog is exasperating and there are people who don’t have any patience. This is a very big cause of abandonment that also greatly influences positioning since Google prefers to show faster pages and therefore with a lower bounce rate and user anger. In itself almost all blogs are slow but already in more than 6 seconds it is worrying, it is the equivalent of Antena 3 ads as far as abandonment is concerned. Slowness is synonymous with something going wrong with your blog, it could be the template or that you have not optimized the images well, but speed is something that is becoming more and more important. It does not load well out! False promises, the post that at the end says nothing This is mythical: seeing a headline that is going to solve the problem you have and reaching the post with all the illusion and it turns out to be a string of clichés or links to other sites, or waiting for a review of a product and it is just a link of affiliation with four sentences, if you have promised custard you have to have custard! It is not worth saying I come with the lid so you can suck it!
If the meaning of having a blog is little more than publishing something to have some ads in between you can afford it , there are people who understand the concept of a niche blog in this way, it is not exactly like that but the base on the minimum that is dispatch if it is a tonic in this type of blogs. Creating false expectations about content is frustrating for the visitor, this in my case makes it go to the list of “singing mornings”, a weak post can be had but if the content goes in that vein it is very easy for you to give up in the end.
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Copy & paste, I rehash everything I catch
It’s okay to have a Deja vu from time to time but being sure that you’ve read this as is 5 or 6 times before is a drag, also if it coincides with the fact that this always happens to you in the same blog in the end you give up. The original content, I am not saying the concept itself, that no one is inventing squaring the circle, everyone can write their opinion about what interests them with their point of view but make what you read your own, there are ways to copy as an artist and not copy like a Chinese. Also, if you copy and get comfortable with it, you will end up falling into the error of duplicating or stealing content as is.
Drama Queen, complain and cry around the corners
I end with this tremendous attitude that is the one that bothers me the most, each one is as they are, you can write an “about me” telling your life , but write a post to embarrass, air grudges, sting someone please! don’t you dare! this is the error that can make anyone unwilling to subscribe, beware unless you are very novel but usually fed up.
When you land on a blog it is usually because something has caught your attention, if you arrive and around it you find a move that does not go or come to you, the safest thing is that you run away , eye I do not mean to tell anecdotes or stories that come to the thread that help to contextualize and are part of the storytelling of some blogs, I mean other more dodgy attitudes. To tell sorrows, bad vibes and take out dirty laundry we have save me that has set the bar very high in Spain, the morbid public does not benefit you mentally or in terms of the quality of your blog let them go they are happier with TV , I would be happy if you vote for me in the blog awards… sniff Well I don’t know if you will agree with me in many of them but I hope that you at least tell me the things that bother you the most about blogs, don’t tell me which haha and no , I will not remove the pink color.
